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The Rhapsody of the King

prosetitute:

pamalamela:

ccsaad:

No, I’m not going to the world cup.

Please, please share it guys! This is the truth. We Brazilians are really tired of this shit.

this video is spreading like wildfire on my facebook newsfeed, with good reason. watch this.

“so yeah, maybe the guy selling ice cream on the beach is going to do better… that week… but will the event really change his life?”

Please spread this. This is so important.

Please, please, watch this. Will only take minutes. And will help us A LOT.

via  thedoctorbox  (originally  ccsaad)
21 hours ago on 18 June 2013 @ 1:38pm 1,055 notes
are you a cute gay boy???

no. imma a weird straight girl. sorry to dissapoint  you.

6 days ago on 13 June 2013 @ 1:44am

kaibas-enormous-ballsack:

I have a large collection of books and I am moving soon and sadly cannot take most of my books with me.

Thus the only option I see fit is a GIVEAWAY!!!

Here are the rules:

1: You do not need to follow me, but people who are following always have a higher chance of winning.

2: You must be comfortable with giving me your address if you do win(this information will NOT be given out to anyone).

3: When you reblog you are automatically entered.

4: Winners will be chosen at random off of the list of people who have reblogged.

5:if you win I will contact you & you can give me an overview for your tastes in books or you can let me choose a random book for you ❤

6: Before shipping the book I will let you know the name & if you have the book already I will choose another one.

There will be roughly 25-30 winners & you can win more than once. Most of these books are sci-fi, fantasy, fiction, short stories, & manga. Don’t worry, no Twilight, no 50 Shades!!!

I will pay for everything, so do not worry about any costs to you.

I have more books than in this picture alone.

Giveaway will end on July 1, 2013.

2 weeks ago on 29 May 2013 @ 3:13pm 21,779 notes

lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity

  • Newcastle On Tyne , UK
  • Carlisle, USA
  • Longkou, China
  • Brisbane, Australia
  • Sydney, Australia
  • Seoul, South Korea
  • Steenwijk,The Netherlands
  • Paris, France
  • Modesto, USA
  • Wheatley Heights, USA
  • Ottawa, Canada
  • Sheffield, Uk
  • Merrimac, USA
  • Regina, Canada
  • Taylorsville, USA
  • Uberaba, Brazil
via  michael-joness  (originally  georgeblagdiddy)
3 weeks ago on 22 May 2013 @ 3:32pm 73,775 notes

modifiedkitten:

blink182andbeyond:

suddenly-pandas:

van-i-tas:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

I was expecting porn to show up on my blog but it’s not thank god

IM CRYING

I REALLY WASN’T EXPECTING THAT.

WTF IM CRYING WHAT IS GOING ON

via  mavinshipment  (originally  jesscookie)
1 month ago on 14 May 2013 @ 12:34am 340,769 notes

aturtlespace:

qelato:

anniecrestadair:

orangeninjadan:

hickitty:

clarkkftw:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

I couldn’t ignore this - Just in case. I was not aware of this feature, and if it helps ANYONE, then it has served its purpose.

via  michael-joness  (originally  sexceptionul)
1 month ago on 1 May 2013 @ 2:04am 221,251 notes

unexotic:

unimportant:

best-bitch-doin-it:

Photoshop In life.

reblog then click the photo

I’m sorry but this is just cool.

what the hell?! why doesn’t this have more notes?!

Oh my god.

what

I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUSS WAS ABOUT D:

IT FINALLY WORKED, YOU HAVE TO STAY ON THE PAGE FOR MORE THEN 10 SECONDS THEN IT REDIRECTS YOU OMG SO COOL

this is cool

via  fattybolger  (originally  lizzzzzzbeth)
1 month ago on 29 April 2013 @ 4:56pm 430,151 notes

miss-stary-eyes:

Ladies and gentlemen, the Loki fandom in out current state

via  donotspeaktomeofdragonfire  (originally  gbtz)
1 month ago on 22 April 2013 @ 8:06pm 11,343 notes

sh0taqueen:

OH MAN LOOK GIVEAWAY.

i got 1300 followers recently and it was the coolest thing ever man!! so im doing this to thank you guys. ; u ; <3 

WHAT’S THE PRIZE MAN

  • ANY shirt from the roosterteeth store
  • ANY poster from the roosterteeth store
  • alternatively you can trade the shirt for a second poster or the poster for a second shirt
  • ~* IF YOU WANT IT SIGNED AND U WIN PLEASE TELL ME AND I WILL TAKE IT TO RTX WITH ME AND GET IT SIGNED *~ 

WHAT ARE THE RULES

  • You!! Must!! Be!! Willing!! To!! Give!! Me!! Your!! Address!! Or!! You!! Can’t!! Get!! The!! Stuff!!
  • yes i will ship internationally 
  • one like and one reblog only please tumblr only counts that many anyways
  • you don’t //have// to follow me but my followers might get something cool ~*extra*~ bc i love them 

uh it ends on June 20th, 2013 

and thats the 100% end date there will be no extensions or anything 

yeah ok GOOD LUCK DARLINGS! <3 

via  deucalion  (originally  sh0taqueen)
2 months ago on 14 April 2013 @ 9:41pm 2,340 notes

suicideblonde:

WHAT YOU SHUT UP

Sexy - Sexy/bitch - uncomfortable/wanna fart

via  bohemea  (originally  aune85)
2 months ago on 5 April 2013 @ 2:43am 1,713 notes